Guide to GetaThreads
It's dangerous to go alone... take this!
Congrats! You've found the super secret Strategy Guide! Full of helpful tips & tricks!
It's a long way forward, trust us. We'll give you shelter, like you've done for us. We're not alone, you'll be watching over us.
Where can I boost my stats?
Enhance your experience as you take part in this game called life. Get your hands on these upgrades!
What is the meaning of life?
The answer is 42, but if you have more questions, please visit our FAQ page.
Can I get A Geeky Embrace?
You bet, just make sure to find out what size works best for you on our Sizing page.
Displeased with a purchase?
Unlikely, but if absolutely necessary you know who to call! (But don't call, we don't have a landline.)
What are you scheming?
Muahahaha...nothing nefarious, surely. Find out more details on our Privacy Policy page.
Are we in agreement?
See all the legalese mumbo-jumbo on our Terms & Conditions page.
Did you say, Madlads?
Take a look at our story and the team on our About Us page.
Need to get in touch with us?
No matter who you may be, we're just a few clicks away... OK now stop that tickles!